recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:
It was not your ship but mine.
And it was your OTP on the line.
The writers fucked it up this time
Didnt they my dear
Didnt they my-
JENSEN, JARED AND MISHA WITH THEIR SONS
mishasminions:
[This is a prelude to this post || other installments]
AT AGE 1
JENSEN: I TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO CRY PROPERLY. OKAY GO!
JENSEN’S SON: *CRIES ONE PERFECT TEAR*
JARED: I TAUGHT MY SON HOW TO MAKE PROPER NOISES
JARED’S SON: BARK!
MISHA: I TAUGHT MY SON HIS FIRST WORDS
WEST: WORLD DOMINATION!
AT AGE 3
JENSEN’S SON: THANK YOU FOR THIS KEN DOLL, DADDY
JENSEN: THAT’S NOT A KEN DOLL, THAT’S AN ACTION FIGURE OF ME
JARED’S SON: CAN WE PLAY MY FAVORITE GAME, DAD?
JARED: WHICH ONE?
JARED’S SON: THE ONE WHERE I GET TO TOUCH THE MOON.
JARED: OKAY GET ON MY SHOULDERS
WEST: DADDY, READ ME A BED TIME STORY
MISHA: OKAY, HOW BOUT, ‘PLEASE GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP’?
WEST: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?
MISHA: THAT’S THE TITLE OF THE BOOK.
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halosexual:
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE BECUASE I AM ONE MILLION PERCENT DONE HERE.
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