if I ever stop reblogging this… it’s time to delete my blog.

Graham Norton: So you know the Lonely Hearts columns, we put [a chat-up line] in an ad in the Lonely Hearts column to see how or if it would work. [x]
I read this like 5 times. He is the perfect man.

how is this legal
it isn’t, Shadow Proclamation forbids it
Thank god cause this is literally killing me